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A Four Course Meal


My wife is hilarious. On an evening this last weekend, when she wasn't feeling very hungry, and I was complaining because I was, she decided to pull a prank... kind of. She locked me in the computer room, as only a woman can "Don't come out!!" (said with that tone), and prepared dinner for me.

When I was allowed to exit, I found our apartment turned into a candlelit dining area, complete with nice place settings, and a waitress (Kristina, of course). Through the entire meal she refused to acknowledge that she was my wife, putting on a perfect impression of a paid servant. She then served me salad, 'crouton' with jam and peanut butter, nacho's with ground pork, chili powder, cheese and salsa, and 2 chocolate covered almonds for dessert (still not sure where she got those).

I wasn't sure if I should laugh, or play along, or be really appreciative. I also wasn't sure if I should say something about the small portions. I did wonder what she was going to do for dinner. But, soon, all of these questions were resolved... The pizza delivery man arrived.

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Anthony said…
http://www.swarthmore.edu/NatSci/cpurrin1/textbookdisclaimers/

this amused.
2:10 PM
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